There will be blood! And references to pancakes. But mostly blood.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the birth of my blog. Perhaps you are asking yourself "What makes this douche-ninja think his opinions are interesting and/or valid enough to present to the public, or more succintly, why does the world need another blog?" Well, the truth is, the world does not need another blog. But it's getting one, whether it likes it or not.